30 reasons you should never visit Russia.
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Jake Entwistle
— 7 years ago
Blog: Musings of a moany English guy during 'the best year of his life'Tags: Erasmus blog Russian Fereration,
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1. Apparently the motherland has it's own 'Seven Wonders (rofl) of Russia. '
2. Spoiler alert: they're just shit versions of a lot of other things.
Chara Sands (A small desert in the middle of Siberia)
3. Lake Baikal = a shit Loch Ness...
4. It doesn't even have a giant monster at the bottom of it.
5. Mount Elbrus = a shit Mount Everest...
6. My nipples on a cold day are more impressive peaks than these two.
7. Motherland Calls = a shit Statue of Liberty...
8. Doubt that six pack is going to stop bullets mate. No wonder they lost the war...
9. St Basil's Cathedral = a shit St Paul's...
10. Looks like a bunch of fucking Chupa Chups.
11. Weathering Pillars of Komi Republic = a shit Stonehenge...
Weathering Pillars, Komi Republic
12. Legit what are these ugly ass rocks anyway? Look like fossilised shit.
A. K. A - Manpupuner Rock Formation
13. Peterhof Palace = a shit Buckingham Palace...
Peterhof Palace, St. Petersburg
14. No one bothered telling them gold looks tacky AF then?
Peterhof Palace, St. Petersburg
15. Valley of Geysers = a shit Golden Circle...
16. Iceland's geysers spout out all over Russia's... get it?
17. And if this pile of wank wasn't enough to put you off...
Lena's Stone Pillars/Stone Forest, Yakutia
18.... then take this long ass train and have a butcher's at all the other crap.
19. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. No one likes museums.
State Historical Musuem, Moscow
20. Oh this isn't on the verge of collapsing...
21. Another mountain? As if the last one wasn't shit enough.
22. That name though... spilled blood is always a good sell.
The Church of the Saviour on Spilled Blood
23. Stormed during the 1917 October revolution... shame it wasn't destroyed.
24. I haven't even touched on the weather yet...
25.... an absolute shit ton of snow.
26. You'll freeze your bollocks off!
27. Maybe if you're lucky you stumble across one of these fuckers...
28.... or these...
29.... and get your eyes gouged out before you have to look at any of it!
30. One can only hope.
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- Português: 30 razões para nunca visitares a Rússia
- Polski: 27 powodów dla których nigdy nie powinieneś jechać do Rosji
- Français: Ne jamais aller en Russie pour 30 bonnes raisons.
- Español: 30 razones por las que nunca deberías visitar Rusia
- Italiano: 30 ragioni per le quali non dovresti mai visitare la Russia
- Türkçe: Rusya'yı ziyaret etmemeniz için 30 sebep
- Deutsch: 30 Gründe warum ihr niemals Russland besuchen solltet.
- Nederlands: 30 redenen waarom je nooit Rusland moet bezoeken.
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