30 reasons why you should never visit Bulgaria
Published by 
Guillermo Buenacasa
— 8 years ago
Blog: Travelling around the worldTags: Erasmus blog Bulgaria,
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Bulgaria
1. What a beautiful countryside vista... Naaaaaaat!
One of the seven Rila lakes in the Rila mountains
2. Bloke in the corner probably thinking "wtf am I doing in this shit hole? "
Mountain lake
3. Now these just look fucking weird!
Stone group in the Pirin national park
4. Definitely a troll living underneath that...
Stone bridge
5. Wow, a beach. Aren't you cool!
Bulgarian coast
6. Saw a video of a bloke saying he punched a bear the other week. I hope it was this one
Bear
7. Bunch of try hards with their lights and buildings and shit
Sofia city center
8. Too many domes for my liking
St. Alexander Nevsky Cathedral, Sofia
9. It's 2016...
Thatched house
10. Wtf even is this anyway?
Buzludzha monument on the peak of the Chadschi Dimitar Mountain
11. Is this a so called 'village'!?
Rila monastery in the Rila mountains
12. Look at this sorry excuse for a 'castle'!
Castle of Belogradchik
13. Caution: diarrehea likely!
Bulgarian cuisine
14. Couldn't do anything right
Communist former headquarter
15. At least they have somewhere to pray to live somewhere else
Church of Saints Peter and Paul, Veliko Tarnovo
16. I'll take a pass on the theatre then...
National Theatre "Iwan Wasow", Sofia
17. But of course I'm going to want to visit the old, crumbling and decrepid version
Roman Theatre of Plovdiv
18. Cool party bro!
Cacao beach party
19. Even cooler cave broooo!
Devetashka cave
20. At least it's high enough to jump off and end this nightmare
Waterfall
21. Looks like a packed Ski Resort... rofl
Borovets ski resort
22. How do you even get there?
Sozopol
23. Fuck! Walking anywhere!
Trek Bulgaria
24. A Library... do they not have the internet or something?
National Library
25. It's not even that tall
Monument of Liberty in Ruse
26. Yeah, because being snowed every day is really helpful
Plovdiv city in winter
27. Tbf, becoming a secluded, celibate monk is more appealing than actually visiting the place
Etar Architectural-Ethnographic Museum, Gabrowo
28. Take your snow...
Bansko ski resort
29... and your beaches
Varna beach
30. And shove them up your arse
Seven Rila Lakes in the Rila mountains
Because in fact, Bulgaria is gorgeous! And if you haven't visited it yet, this is definitely a good time to do it.
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- Polski: 30 powodów dla których nigdy nie powinieneś odwiedzić Bułgarii
- Deutsch: 30 Gründe, warum du niemals nach Bulgarien gehen solltest
- Nederlands: Waarom je nooit naar Bulgarije moet gaan
- Français: 30 bonnes raisons de ne pas aller en Bulgarie.
- Türkçe: Bulgaristan'ı asla ziyaret etmemek için 30 sebep
- Português: 30 Razões para nunca visitar a Bulgária
- Italiano: 30 Ragioni per cui non visitare mai la Bulgaria
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Comments (3 comments)
Hi Guillermo, congrats for the selection! After spending a few years in France, I finally got the typically Latin style of praising things, and started using it in my native Bulgaria. Got slapped a few times. It is hilarious none of the above dumb asses (except Боряна, but only partially) got your point: that Bulgaria is indeed a hidden treasure. Thank you for the ad of the country, it needs some, especially considering that the hard-partying Bulgarians can be also quite fuckin aggressive! Keep up the good work, Vladimir, Sofia
really really cool bro! thanks ! i'm bulgarian, and i really enjoy and happy laugh ,reading this ! cheers
i hope bulgarians get more sarcastic in their daily humor :)
LOVE the sarcasm...... :)