32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.
Published by 
Jake Entwistle
— 8 years ago
Blog: Musings of a moany English guy during 'the best year of his life'Tags: Erasmus blog Switzerland,
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1. Switzerland, the neutrals...
2. ...who can blame them having to deal with this shit hole?
3. Just look at it!
4. Fuck joining a war.
Aescher Hotel, Appenzellerland
5. Come to think of it, I'm surprised they didn't join...
6. ...they were probably gagging to be invaded.
7. We all know a bomb or two would've done wonders for this place.
8. What's the point in an Observatory tower with nothing of note to observe?
9. Ge-NEVA EVA VISIT!
10. Could deffo be bluer.
Lake Geneva with Vineyards in Lavaux
11. What a poor excuse for a skyline.
12. Must be shit living in the mountains...
13. ...probably always blocks out the sun.
14. Already getting bored of this humongous mountain/pristine lake combo.
15. Where's the homely polluted skies?
16. Or overcrowding of fuck off big buildings?
17. There's a reason there are so few houses built in places like this...
18. ... imagine listening to that waterfall crashing against the rocks 24/7.
19. The mountains just hide Switzerland from its bordering neighbours.
20. I hope she didn't pay too much for this view rofl.
21. I'd take a stuffy, jam-packed ride on the underground over this anyday.
22. How frustrating having to build so many fecking bridges.
23. 50% of people on them boats are being sick. Other 50% jumping off to end the nightmare.
Roman Tower of Oberfofen, Lake Thun
24. Bridges and buildings... just bridges and buildings.
Fraumunster Church and River Limmat, Zurich
25. Would be even shitter if you're lactose intolerant.
26. What's wrong with the humble, NORMAL SIZED recorder?
27. Three castles? Why the fuck would you need three?
Castelli - Three Castles of Bellinzona
28. Yeah. Underground better than this fo' sho. Better views and everything.
29. Lol it's got little pink windows, cute.
30. Think how useful them trees could be if they were just cut down? Selfish.
31. So yeah, after looking at all this...
32. ...no wonder euthanasia is legal.
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Comments (4 comments)
You know you are a complete fucking asshole, Switzerland is AMAZING!! It is gorgeous, clean and green. You say they are selfish for not cutting down the trees? Do you even want to live you little shit, trees give us oxygen, so we can breathe. And if the beautiful blue skies were filled with smog and pollution, it's just adding to the continuation of global warming and the demise of humans. Plus have you ever been to Switzerland? What do you actually know about it. The views are gorgeous, and it is such a natural and real country. And all the castles, food, houses and instruments are just part of their culture making them who they are, there is NOTHING wrong with that. Plus all the people in Switzerland will be there because they WANT to be, because they LOVE the country they won't be trying to drown themselves or being sick. And WHY would you want people to kill themselves, or terrorists to bomb an AMAZING country. And as for the skyline, it IS amazing but because you have a city AND nature, not just a smoky, grey, loud, horrid city. The mountains are awesome and the trains going up them are really cool and fun. You have useless and stupid reasons, that aren't even true in the slightest. If you don't like Switzerland then stay the FUCK away from it and stop being such a complete dick about it, because really it is amazing and I don't want fucking assholes like you in SWitzerland when I move there and live there for the rest of my life. And yes I actually am going to do that. You have absolutely NO idea what you are talking about so fuck off!!
Too bad Dana in the previous comment has no sense of humor.
It is a very funny posting, great pics... but there are elements hinted at that are also true. One can get sick of all that majestic scenery. It's like eating cake every day, after a while you get sick of cake. It's why so many of the very wealthy lose their minds.. what to do when splendor becomes the dull backdrop of your life?
Lol, you don't get the point, he means Switzerland is AMAZING!
OMG. You're humorous. As a Switzerland souvenirs maker from China, I'm impressed by the beauty of the country. I'll be there sooner or later.