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32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

1. Switzerland, the neutrals...

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Zermatt Valley

2. ...who can blame them having to deal with this shit hole?

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Bern Old Town

3. Just look at it!

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Lake Oeschinen

4. Fuck joining a war.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Aescher Hotel, Appenzellerland

5. Come to think of it, I'm surprised they didn't join...

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Lake Lucerne

6. ...they were probably gagging to be invaded.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Interlaken 

7. We all know a bomb or two would've done wonders for this place.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Interlaken, Aerial View

8. What's the point in an Observatory tower with nothing of note to observe?

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Jungfraujoch 

9. Ge-NEVA EVA VISIT!

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Geneva

10. Could deffo be bluer.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Lake Geneva with Vineyards in Lavaux

11. What a poor excuse for a skyline.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Basel

12. Must be shit living in the mountains...

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Zermatt

13. ...probably always blocks out the sun.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

St. Moritz

14. Already getting bored of this humongous mountain/pristine lake combo.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Lake St. Moritz

15. Where's the homely polluted skies?

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Jungfrau, Bernese Alps

16. Or overcrowding of fuck off big buildings?

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Castle of Chillon

17. There's a reason there are so few houses built in places like this...

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Engelberg, Canton of Obwalden

18. ... imagine listening to that waterfall crashing against the rocks 24/7.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

The Staubbach Falls

19. The mountains just hide Switzerland from its bordering neighbours.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Matterhorn 

20. I hope she didn't pay too much for this view rofl.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Cambrian Hotel

21. I'd take a stuffy, jam-packed ride on the underground over this anyday.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Swiss railway

22. How frustrating having to build so many fecking bridges.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Lucerne

23. 50% of people on them boats are being sick. Other 50% jumping off to end the nightmare.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Roman Tower of Oberfofen, Lake Thun

24. Bridges and buildings... just bridges and buildings.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Fraumunster Church and River Limmat, Zurich

25. Would be even shitter if you're lactose intolerant.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Fondue

26. What's wrong with the humble, NORMAL SIZED recorder?

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Alphorns

27. Three castles? Why the fuck would you need three?

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Castelli - Three Castles of Bellinzona

28. Yeah. Underground better than this fo' sho. Better views and everything.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Landwasser Viaduct

29. Lol it's got little pink windows, cute.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Abbey of St. Gall

30. Think how useful them trees could be if they were just cut down? Selfish.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Champex-Lac

31. So yeah, after looking at all this...

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Champery

32. ...no wonder euthanasia is legal.

32 reasons you should never visit Switzerland.

Grand Combin


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Comments (3 comments)

  • nope dont care one year ago

    You know you are a complete fucking asshole, Switzerland is AMAZING!! It is gorgeous, clean and green. You say they are selfish for not cutting down the trees? Do you even want to live you little shit, trees give us oxygen, so we can breathe. And if the beautiful blue skies were filled with smog and pollution, it's just adding to the continuation of global warming and the demise of humans. Plus have you ever been to Switzerland? What do you actually know about it. The views are gorgeous, and it is such a natural and real country. And all the castles, food, houses and instruments are just part of their culture making them who they are, there is NOTHING wrong with that. Plus all the people in Switzerland will be there because they WANT to be, because they LOVE the country they won't be trying to drown themselves or being sick. And WHY would you want people to kill themselves, or terrorists to bomb an AMAZING country. And as for the skyline, it IS amazing but because you have a city AND nature, not just a smoky, grey, loud, horrid city. The mountains are awesome and the trains going up them are really cool and fun. You have useless and stupid reasons, that aren't even true in the slightest. If you don't like Switzerland then stay the FUCK away from it and stop being such a complete dick about it, because really it is amazing and I don't want fucking assholes like you in SWitzerland when I move there and live there for the rest of my life. And yes I actually am going to do that. You have absolutely NO idea what you are talking about so fuck off!!

  • Frank Candor one year ago

    Too bad Dana in the previous comment has no sense of humor.
    It is a very funny posting, great pics... but there are elements hinted at that are also true. One can get sick of all that majestic scenery. It's like eating cake every day, after a while you get sick of cake. It's why so many of the very wealthy lose their minds.. what to do when splendor becomes the dull backdrop of your life?

  • Even White one year ago

    Lol, you don't get the point, he means Switzerland is AMAZING!

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