26 reasons you should never visit Murcia. Ever.
Published by 
Jake Entwistle
— 8 years ago
Blog: Musings of a moany English guy during 'the best year of his life'Tags: Erasmus blog Murcia,
Murcia,
Spain
1. Their slogan is 'No-Typical'...
2.... but having buildings is about as typical as you can get.
3. I've seen more appetising things at the bottom of my toilet.
4. I think everywhere in the world has a cathedral of some sort...
5.... and they are all 100 times better looking than this crap.
6. 300 days of sunshine a year?
7. That's 300 days too many.
8. Murcia's just a wannabe Rio.
9. I genuinely think they stole sugarloaf mountain, thieving bastards.
10. Mar Menor you say...
Playa Mar Menor, Santiago de la Ribera, San Javier
11. More like Mar MAJOR EYESORE.
12. I've got a new name for La Manga too...
13. LA MANKY
14. Southend-On-Sea legit looks better.
15. How about offering the perfect marriage between city life and natural beauty?
16. HAHA! In your dreams.
17. I'd rather look at a multi-story car park.
18. Look at their Bando de la Huerta nonsense.
19. You look stupid btw.
Children's Parade, Bando de la Huerta
20. So do you.
21. Wow, you grow things?! Cool "tradition, " lol.
22. No one even likes fruit and veg.
23. At least they make their own wine...
Grapes from La Huerta, Moratalla
24.... so I can drink myself in to oblivion and forget about this sorry excuse for a region.
25. Avoid Murcia at all costs!
26. You can thank me later.
For those of you who didn't realise I was being completely sarcastic, shame on you!
Murcia is obviosuly a beautiful place, with lots to offer. The kids are cute, not stupid. If you ever get the chance, make sure you pay it a visit.
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- Português: 26 razões para nunca visitares Múrcia. Nunca.
- Polski: 26 powodów dla których nigdy nie powinieneś odwiedzić Murcji. Nigdy.
- Nederlands: Waarom je nooit naar Murcia moet gaan
- Français: 26 bonnes raisons de ne pas visiter Murcie. N'y allez surtout pas.
- Türkçe: Murcia'yı asla ve asla ziyaret etmemek için 26 sebep
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Comments (10 comments)
Very beautiful presentation! I like it! ;)
Don't you mean very ugly and you hate it? ;)
Thanks!
Nearly killed you while reading this!! I love my town, its not perfect but its pretty nice!
I agree Pedro! Murcia is great, this article is just a way to get people to read about it
jajajajaja I love the sarcasm... I could understand it soon. jajajaja When I started, I felt the same feeling of Pedro but later, I understood ;)
¿Lo pillas cuñaaaaoooo? Pedro, read the end of the article!!! :)
Que lo he pillado! XD
No quita que me haya cabreado al principio :P
Jejeje! Sí, la verdad es que pica a tope hasta que pillas de qué va el rollo.
A mi me ha pasado lo mismo!
The 9th picture is Calpe, in Alicante. NOT IN MURCIA