December 2339 - a.k.a the day I fell from grace

That's it. I finally did it. A gruesome act, I tell you. I never knew I could fall so low. Right now I'm banging my head on the keyboard as punishment (yes, I'm currently writing with my forehead, I've a very talented one. Problem?). I created a blog. I know that right now you are probably rolling your eyes thinking why am I wasting my time reading this while I could be doing something much more productive like browsing all 9 Gag posts for the 5th time. But just bear with me for a little while.

As I grew up I had a plethora of different blogs, journals, tumblrs, diaries and so on and so forth. As a lazy person that I am, I gave up on them after the 4th day, so I decided to never start one again. Promise I'm breaking at this exact moment. And why is that? Because, my beloved, I want to give irrefutable proof that there are, in fact, people as crazy and weird as I am - which my psychiatrist doesn't believe.

All that in the form of a first person view narrative. Very realiable indeed.

Attached is exibit A. Also called "every photo looks better when using a fish eye filter." 

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