Odd girl looking for roommate as odd as her

Hi everyone, 

Sorry for my english, which is still better than my spanish. I hope that everybody speaks english at least, so whatever country you come from, let me introduce myself. I'm Juliette (you can say Juliet or Julieta si te gusta), a 19 yo French student from Nantes, and next year I'll study Sciences of Education in the University of Seville. For that reason, I'm looking for guys like me, in order to share an accomodation, and then why not fall in love, found a family, adopt a Labrador and a Vietnamese child ? 

When I say that I'm looking for "guys like me", it means that I wish my future roommate will have at least one eye, one ear, one mouth and why not one nose, in order to make the communication between us easier. Except that demand, I'm quite tolerant, as long as you : 

- Wash yourself once a week at least 

- Do not listen to Zayn Malik all the time

- Did not vote for Trump, nor Le Pen during the last two years

There's one thing you need to know about me before you get committed : one of my favourite songs is "Yellow" by Coldplay, but this does not define me as a boring person, I promise. Actually, I try to be a normal person. My bigger struggle in life is sarcasm. Most of the time, people don't know if I'm serious or not, and that's why my parents abandoned me at the age of five and half years, to live on my own (if you understood the ironic tone, you and I are meant to live together for 8 months).

If you're still reading this and did not escape, why don't you answer to me? See yaaaa !