Doctoral Student, Pretty neat and t-t-tidy; Looking for a room

Me: I'd say 'normal' but so-called normal people are terrible, terrible people.  So I'm going to go with abnormal.  Yes, abnormal.  The kind person who used to be considered the right kind: clean, considerate, polite, intelligent, forthright, honest, can cook (real meals).  You know, the kind of person who makes one exclaim 'Wow, I can't believe I have such a cool roomate!'  Roomates: they are just as abnormal.